• The Netherlands
  • Chio Heart Breakers – Don’t Go Breaking My Heart


    Heart Breakers by Chio can truly break one’s heart. The hearts are airy crunchy, but the snack is still particularly unmemorable (ironically, the packaging is not the one to easily forget). So little taste, fucking heartbreaking.

    If you’re planning to dump your jerk of a boyfriend on Valentine’s, go ahead and do it, but don’t forget to throw a bag of Heart Breakers in his face on your way out the door. You’re welcome.

    Bought and eaten in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

    My rating: 4/10.

  • Lithuania
  • Chio Chesse / Bacon – Something to Cure Your Munchies With


    To my surprise, that was one of the best drunk (and high) pigging out experiences of my life! Nothing gourmet about them, just a lot of salt and flavor. Exactly what one needs in these situations. I liked the bacon ones a bit more as they seemed to have more salt. I had them with a cheesy dip which finished off an already amazing experience. Consume when drunk or stoned.

    “I would spend $10 on the weed, and then another $10 on food. Fuck that, with that $20 I can go buy some Ecstasy.” (random quote I found on the web)

    Bought and eaten in Vilnius, Lithuania. Should be available throughout Eastern Europe and Germany.

    My rating: 8/10 and 8.5/10, but the happiness they gave me yesterday deserves a 10/10.